StrappedOn Learning
Courses taught by people who are, technically, qualified to teach nothing.
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How to Say Nothing in 500 Words
Taught by Colette Authenticleader · 1 hr 2 min
A masterclass in leadership posts that sound profound, contain zero information, and still get 40,000 likes.
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Advanced Buzzword Salad: A Masterclass
Taught by Chet Thunderhill · 1 hr 12 min
String together 'synergy,' 'paradigm,' and 'holistic' into a sentence that means absolutely nothing but sounds like a promotion.
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Introduction to Founder Mode
Taught by Trevor Tenxfounder · 52 min
How to say 'proprietary architecture' with total conviction when you have never once opened the codebase.
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The Art of the Unnecessary CC
Taught by Gary Conferencecaller · 34 min
Master the craft of cc'ing 14 people into an email that concerns exactly 1 of them, for accountability.
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Mastering the Art of the Humble Brag
Taught by Sterling Profitmargin · 47 min
Learn to announce your wins while pretending you are embarrassed by them. Module 3 covers advanced 'I'm just blessed, honestly' delivery.
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Astrology for Quarterly Planning
Taught by Moonbeam Starchild · 1 hr 8 min
Align your sprint planning with the lunar cycle. Story points are a construct. The stars are not.
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Cold Plunge Certification: Advanced Suffering
Taught by Brock Hardbody · 44 min
Move beyond basic discomfort into a fully monetized morning ritual you will mention in every meeting.
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Quiet Quitting: A Masterclass in Boundaries
Taught by Farrah Quietquit · 47 min
Do exactly what is in your job description, log off at 5, and reclaim a personality. Advanced elective available.
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Renting Success: A Supercar Photography Intensive
Taught by Chad Ironpenis · 29 min
Angles, lighting, and how to return the car before the four hour rental window ends without anyone noticing you took the bus.
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Networking While Emotionally Unavailable
Taught by Brenda Spreadsheet · 55 min
How to collect 10,000 connections without knowing a single one of their middle names, favorite foods, or general vibe.
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Franchise Empire Building for Beginners
Taught by Monica Empirebuilder · 58 min
Open 14 locations. Visit 2. Learn to refer to your franchisees by location number instead of name.
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Layoffs With a Smile: Compassionate Communication
Taught by Penny Peoplefirst · 1 hr 20 min
Deliver devastating news using warm language, a soft font, and exactly one exclamation point so it does not read as sarcastic.
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Manifesting Your Way Out of a Budget Deficit
Taught by Crystal Manifestor · 1 hr 4 min
Vision boards, breathwork, and one very stern conversation with the universe about your Series B. Financial literacy not included.
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The Cold Email That Gets You Reported
Taught by Declan Growthhacker · 41 min
Volume over vibes. Learn the subject line formula that guarantees a 4 percent open rate and one very personal reply from a man named Gary.
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The Recruiter's Guide to Ghosting Gracefully
Taught by Whitney Headhunter · 39 min
Advanced techniques in going silent after round three, and reappearing 8 months later with a new opportunity.
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How to Cry Strategically in Meetings
Taught by Dakota Synergy · 38 min
Timing, framing, and the exact moment to let a single tear fall for maximum leadership perception. Bring tissues, and a camera angle plan.
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Overemployment 101: Five Jobs, One You
Taught by Harrison Polywork · 1 hr 33 min
Calendar tetris, mouse jiggler configuration, and the art of muting five video calls at once without anyone noticing the silence.