Groups

The green ring club. We update our banners weekly. We have not heard back from a recruiter since March. We remain optimistic, mostly.

A safe space for professionals who have said 'let's circle back' and then never circled back, not even once, not even a little.

Formerly 400 strangers commenting 'love this' within 11 seconds of each other. Now just friends. Extremely fast, extremely fake friends.

For founders who wake at 5:58am specifically to post about the cold plunge at 6am. Warm water discussion strictly forbidden.

Language matters. We workshop the softest possible euphemism for the hardest possible news. Current favorite: 'team optimization.'

We visualize. We journal. We have not raised a dollar. We support each other through the waiting, spiritually, not financially.

It has been 4 days since my last stand up. I still estimate my grocery list in story points. This is a judgment free zone.

A networking group for people whose job title contains the word 'vibes' and whose job description does not contain any actual tasks.